Valentine's Day Facebook status ideas

Kimberley says nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you ... via this Facebook Status update
10 months ago under Valentine's Day

Tom wants to remind you that nothing says "I love you" more than somebody else's words mass produced on re-cycled paper
10 months ago under Valentine's Day

Chris loves Valentines day, where sex is only a box of chocolates away
10 months ago under Valentine's Day

Shaun already killed some helpless flowers for you ... what else do you want?
10 months ago under Valentine's Day

Sam says on this Valentines days ... Please don't make me choose between you and porn
10 months ago under Valentine's Day

Tim says, "you make me feel dead inside" ... Happy Valentines Day
10 months ago under Valentine's Day

David says don't worry ... it's not contagious
10 months ago under Valentine's Day

Jade says there is someone for everyone but wasn't really thinking about you
10 months ago under Valentine's Day