Reflective Facebook status ideas

Anna says the trouble with life is that it doesn’t come with background music
10 months ago under Reflective

David wonders if you ever noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
10 months ago under Reflective

Jade is reflecting that the cost of living hasn't affected it's popularity
10 months ago under Reflective

James has seen it all, done it all, and can't remember most of it
10 months ago under Funny/ Witty

Anna is frustrated that she knows all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask me the questions
10 months ago under Reflective

Alex notices that nobody ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning
10 months ago under Reflective