Excuses Facebook status ideas

Tim really wishes he could but, I promised to help a friend fold road maps
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Sophie really wishes she could but, I just picked up a book called Glue in Many Lands and I can't put it down
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Joe really wishes he could but, I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out
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Simon really wishes he could but, I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store
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Shaun really wishes he could but, I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary
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Niamh really wishes she could but, I have to fulfill my potential
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Shaun really wishes he could but, I'm worried about my vertical hold
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Elliot really wishes he could but, I have to stay home and wash my tongue
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Jade really wishes she could but, I swallowed my gold crown this morning, and I have to wait here until it comes out the other end
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Elizabeth really wishes she could but, I'm teaching my ferret to yodel
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Simon really wishes he could but, I want to spend more time with my blender
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Tom really wishes he could but, I have to floss my cat
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