Christmas Facebook status ideas

Ben wonders that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist
8 months ago under Christmas

Laura is inviting you to tickle her Elmo
8 months ago under Christmas

Sarah is eating her weight in figgy pudding
8 months ago under Christmas

Callum is making "fruitcakes" out of stuff I find under my sofa cushions
8 months ago under Christmas

Celia is chugging NyQuil until sugar plums really are dancing in my head
8 months ago under Christmas

Lucy may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping
8 months ago under Christmas

Alex is looking forward to the new Christmas special, "A Creepy, Creepy Christmas with Michael Jackson"
8 months ago under Christmas

Elliot can't wait to watch his favourite Christmas movie, "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Due To Santa's Urinary Tract Infection"
8 months ago under Christmas