Katie
is modest and proud of it!
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Niamh
is not a snob. I'm just better than you are
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Kimberley
thinks at her age, "getting lucky" means finding her car in the parking lot
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Sam
thinks his co-workers think they are a hard worker because they hear all this typing on Facebook!
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Laura
is thinking that this isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Simon
understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
David
is boxing in the Smart Car parked in his spot. Not so smart now are you!? Mr. Smarty smart car!
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Niamh
is worried about the Asian market: Origami Bank folded; Bonsai Bank's cutting back it's branches; Kamikaze Bank nose dived; 500 staff at Karate Bank got chopped
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Lauren
knows that some people say that they must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Tim
thinks that if atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Simon
thinks that a day without sunshine is like night
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Elliot
feels ashamed of his smoking but it's better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Anna
never makes stupid mistakes ... only very clever ones
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Joe
will never put salt in my eye. never Put Salt in my eye. Put Salt in my eye. Always put salt in my eye
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Callum
is for external use only. See your doctor before administering
3 years ago under Funny/ Witty
