Becky
can read minds, but is illiterate.
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Callum
What happens if I type here?
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Elliot
Women: Can't live with them, can't kill them.
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Chris
Weed smoking and turkey pulling today. Oops ... reverse those verbs. Sorry.
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Jade
was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
David
Build a man a fire he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm the rest of his life.
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Tom
negative candles are cantdles
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Anna
this space for rent
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Elliot
Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Sam
do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Ben
got his test results back this morning and is shocked to find that he been diagnosed with OCD. I've rung the doctors nine times to check if they're correct
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Laura
is normally not a praying person, but if you're up there, please save me Superman
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Simon
is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Alex
is proud of himself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
Sarah
what do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it?... Next week
2 years ago under Funny/ Witty
