Christmas Facebook status ideas


Harry wonders that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist
3 years ago under Christmas
Lucy is inviting you to tickle her Elmo
3 years ago under Christmas
Mary is eating her weight in figgy pudding
3 years ago under Christmas
Sam is making "fruitcakes" out of stuff I find under my sofa cushions
3 years ago under Christmas
Sam is chugging NyQuil until sugar plums really are dancing in my head
3 years ago under Christmas
Sophie may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping
3 years ago under Christmas
Tom is looking forward to the new Christmas special, "A Creepy, Creepy Christmas with Michael Jackson"
3 years ago under Christmas
Craig can't wait to watch his favourite Christmas movie, "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Due To Santa's Urinary Tract Infection"
3 years ago under Christmas