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Katie has just made the internet eight words longer
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty
Celia statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty

Kimberley people who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty
Daniel do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty
Sam statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty
Harry my girlfriend said I'm too immature and if I don't grow up it's going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty
Celia people reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid)
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty
Niamh whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty
Jade says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty
Daniel dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty
Tim feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty
Anna started out with nothing and still has most of it left
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty
Callum is the reason Waldo is hiding
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty
Sophie is a ninja =.=
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty
Craig is a cross dresser. Deciding what to wear can get me angry
7 months ago under Funny/ Witty